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BlendTec Magic.

Just got home with our new Blendtec.
Am sitting on the couch hypnotizing the box on the kitchen counter.
David wants me to wait for him to get home.
The box is taunting me like gifts under a Christmas tree.
This is a huge crisis.
What am I going to do?
Am in urgent need of distraction.
An entire bag of veggies to pulverize is making the situation worse.

hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Plan:
1. bite nails.
2. put phone in a drawer to prevent obsessive calls to David to come home.
3. put blanket over box.
4. watch trailer for Fight Club.
5. shove veggie bag into fridge.
6. go organize socks.

Sounds very reasonable.

Yours at her insanity best,

Sandy