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Yep, we are still a 2-in-1 package.
Just waiting.

I spend as much time as possible in the pool. I am ridiculously tanned.

Sunday was awful–no peaches, no Macey’s ice-cream, and no pool. Longest 24 hours of my life. I did the dishes 3 times and took a cold shower half way through the day to keep myself somewhat wet. Life on dry land is rough.

A few pregnancy related thoughts
- if one more person says, “You look like you are ready to pop.” , I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person says anything about the size of my belly, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person touches my belly, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person uses the word “gyno”, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person uses the word “prego”, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person asks me how dilated I am, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person gives me unsolicited advice, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person describes their birth to me, I am going to stab them in the eye.
- if one more person talks to me about how hard the first few weeks are, I am going to stab them in the eye.

Moral of the story: wear goggles. ;)

Love,

Sandy


 

 


One Response to “Not yet”

  1. Laurie Says:

    You should just think up the perfect zinger and zap someone with it next time they make a comment. Or just burst into tears and make them feel really horrible they said anything. Yeah, that would be awesome.

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